So now Christmas is out of the way and I feel stuffed with all the goodies and fucking knackered, it’s time to think about that day in February for all the loved up silly fuckers! I don’t need to worry, cos I’m happily single as Fuck; I don’t have the fucking time for another person to look after but I know some other poor folk are lumbered with a spouse so here’s a little inspirational run down of some of the products we have available for your other half. From the really fucking cheap to the more lavishly priced I have something for the best and worst partners!
Coming in up top is my Best Seller product. Hilarious and Sweary Wallet Cards, so the love of your life can be reminded every time they shop what you really think of them. For the Gingers, the Gays, the Dickheads and everything in between, I literally have one for everyone and if you can prove me wrong you can have a completely custom one designed. From £3.99
BROWSE AND ORDER A WALLET CARD HERE
Next up are some of my most ordered cards. The Serial Killer range are by far the most popular …. apparently Red Roses really are romantic! But for those who don’t fancy something quite this twisted there’s plenty of other funny non soppy cards to choose from! From £3.00
BROWSE AND ORDER A CARD HERE
Maybe your “loved one” would appreciate one of my jars of stars. Available in a whole range of themes give them a little something every day …… an affirmation, a word of love, an insult to use throughout the day. Or maybe even my Date Night Jar featuring a range of date ideas from the fun to the saucy! ON SALE FROM £12.99
BROWSE AND ORDER YOUR JAR OF STARS HERE
How about the most useless gift you can give? Fill a jar with your very own love puff! It’s the gift I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE your partner doesn’t already have! £6.00
ORDER YOUR DIY FART IN A JAR HERE
NEW IN and sure to be a hit this Overpriced Commercial Love Day are our couples His and Hers Hoodies and Tshirts! From £24.99 for the pair!
BROWSE AND ORDER FROM OUR TEE AND HOODIE RANGE HERE
Also available for the cheap skates amongst you we have these bank account friendly wish bracelets and slightly pricier morse code bracelets available. They can say anything you want (within character limits).
SHOP BRACELETS HERE
In addition to all the fucking awesome stuff already listed we also have;
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| USB Lighters | Mugs | Wall Art | Plant Signs |
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| Notebooks | Coasters | Prescription Pills | Car Air Fresheners |
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| Wine Bottle Labels | Pin Badges | Tea Towels | Wall Art Sweary Scribble Prints |
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| Clocks | Prescription Chocolate Wrappers | Lighter / Vape Wraps | Novelty Room Fragrances |
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| Rating Wall Art | Adult Colouring Pages | Dot Wall Art | Memorable Dates Print |
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