Pot Luck-y Jar of Stars in true SwearyMary style

A super cute jar of adorable hand folded blue origami lucky stars, each will reveal a quote, insult or joke from some of our other jars. We can also include a selection of our SEXY TIME stars, you can choose before you add to cart.

Simply pick a star, squeeze it flat, x marks the spot, unfold and reveal.

Sample quotes:

“Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?   Because prostitutes can wash their crack and resell it.”
“Life is like the Shawshank Redemption, but with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption”
“If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your fucking hat off.”
“I don’t have to be perfect to be fucking awesome”

Screens will vary, and colours may appear slightly differently than seen on your device.

Jar measures: Height: 9.0CM Width: 6.5CM Depth: 6.5CM

COLLECT THEM ALL!!!!!!  Rude Jokes, Mum, Love, Insults, Gross Definitions, Motivational, Decision Maker, Pot Luck, Affirmations – All in true #SwearyMary style