RUDE JOKES Jar of Stars

A super cute jar of 60 adorable hand folded purple origami lucky stars, each will reveal a rude joke, so bad its fucking hilarious.  60 opportunities to get a really good chortle!

Simply pick a star, squeeze it flat, x marks the spot, unfold and reveal.

Sample quotes:

“Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?  They wont ask for fucking directions.”
“Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?   Because prostitutes can wash their crack and resell it.”
“Did you hear about the man with square testicles?   He had cubic hairs.”

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Jar measures: Height: 9.0CM Width: 6.5CM Depth: 6.5CM

COLLECT THEM ALL!!!!!!  Rude Jokes, Mum, Love, Insults, Gross Definitions, Motivational, Decision Maker, Pot Luck – All in true #SwearyMary style