Notebooks

Need somewhere to write down your thoughts, plans and questionable ideas? Discover our collection of funny notebooks at Sweary Mary. Each one combines practical everyday use with plenty of personality.

Our A5 notebooks feature lined pages, making them ideal for notes, lists, journaling, ideas and everyday scribbling.

Choose from durable designs with hardback or plastic covers. They’re made to cope with being carried around in bags, backpacks and everyday life.

Looking for a notebook with attitude? Our funny, rude and sweary designs are perfect for people who prefer their stationery with a sense of humour.

A funny notebook also makes a brilliant gift. Give one to a friend, family member, colleague or partner who is always making lists or writing things down.

They’re ideal for birthdays, Christmas and Secret Santa. They’re also great as small gifts for students, teachers, home educators and stationery lovers.

Use one as a work notebook, study book, journal or place to record your daily thoughts. The possibilities are endless.

Want something that makes you smile every time you pick it up? Choose a design that matches your personality.

Whether you’re shopping for yourself or looking for an unusual gift, there’s plenty to discover.

Browse our collection of funny A5 notebooks and find your new favourite place for notes, lists and ideas.

Because every great idea deserves somewhere to be written down.

Even the ones you probably shouldn’t say out loud.