Birthday Cards

Make their birthday a little less predictable with funny birthday cards from Sweary Mary.

Our birthday cards are made for people who love a good laugh. Choose from funny, rude, cheeky and sweary designs.

Looking for something that will make them laugh? You’re in the right place.

Our rude birthday cards are perfect for friends with a wicked sense of humour. They’re also great for family members who can take a joke.

Choose a cheeky card for someone who deserves a little teasing. Or pick something downright sweary for the easily offended.

Funny birthday cards can make the perfect addition to any present. They can also be the best part of the gift.

Shopping for a friend? We’ve got plenty of hilarious options.

Buying for a partner? Find something cheeky, rude or slightly inappropriate.

Need a card for a family member? We’ve got those covered too.

Our collection is ideal for birthdays of all kinds. Whether they’re turning 18 or celebrating another year, there’s something to suit.

You can also pair your card with one of our funny gifts. Add a rude hoodie, quirky accessory or novelty present for an unforgettable birthday.

A great birthday card doesn’t need to be boring. It just needs to say exactly what you’re thinking.

Browse our collection of funny birthday cards and find the perfect way to wish them well.

Just remember, birthdays only come once a year.

So you might as well make the card memorable.