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Eat Dick Poem Card – A Seriously Naughty Greeting
Looking for an Eat Dick Poem Card that’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows? This outrageous greeting puts a filthy twist on the classic Roses Are Red poem. After all, traditional romantic messages can feel rather predictable, so why not surprise someone with a cheeky rhyme they’ll remember?
Featuring a wonderfully inappropriate poem, this bad taste card is perfect for anyone who enjoys adult jokes, naughty flirting and unapologetically rude humour.
Naughty Eat Dick Poem Card for Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day usually brings flowers, chocolates and romantic declarations. However, this Eat Dick Poem Card takes a much cheekier approach!
Instead of another predictable love note, give your other half a greeting packed with sweary attitude. Furthermore, its outrageous poem makes it ideal for couples who enjoy filthy jokes and don’t take romance too seriously.
The featured poem reads:
Roses are red,
Snowdrops are White,
How about you,
Eat some dick tonight.
It’s hardly a traditional love poem. Nevertheless, it certainly gets the message across!
Rude Poem Card for Birthdays and Anniversaries
Of course, Valentine’s Day isn’t the only excuse for a naughty greeting. This funny poem card also makes a brilliant birthday or anniversary surprise.
Whether you’re buying for a partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, this rude card adds plenty of humour to their special day. In addition, it’s a fun alternative to sentimental greetings and predictable romantic messages.
Unlike ordinary cards, this one certainly doesn’t hold back. Consequently, it’s best suited to someone who appreciates adult humour and won’t be easily offended.
Eat Dick Poem Card – Product Details
- Occasions: Valentine’s Day, birthdays and anniversaries
- Style: Naughty, rude and bad taste humour
- Design: Cheeky Roses Are Red poem
Ultimately, this Eat Dick Poem Card is perfect for anyone who prefers their romance with a generous helping of filth. So, forget the soppy stuff and send a greeting that’s guaranteed to get a reaction!
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