Valentines Day Cards
Funny Valentine’s Day Cards
Say “I love you” without resorting to another boring Valentine’s card. Our funny Valentine’s Day cards are perfect for couples who prefer laughter alongside romance. Choose from cheeky, rude, sweary and hilarious designs.
Looking for something for your partner? Find a card that perfectly matches your relationship.
Whether you’re buying for a husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, we’ve got plenty of funny options.
Our rude Valentine’s Day cards are ideal for couples who aren’t easily offended. They’re also perfect for relationships built on plenty of banter.
Prefer something a little sweeter? Our cheeky designs can add humour without going completely off the rails.
Valentine’s Day is all about showing someone you care. That doesn’t mean your card has to be painfully romantic.
A funny card can say more about your relationship than a traditional love poem. Especially when you both share the same sense of humour.
Looking for a gift to go with your card? Explore our collection of funny gifts and quirky presents.
Pair your card with a novelty gift for an extra memorable Valentine’s surprise. Or let the card steal the show.
Browse our collection of funny, rude and cheeky Valentine’s Day cards. Find the perfect design for your favourite person.
Because romance is great.
But making them laugh is even better.
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Cheeeeeesey
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Eat Some Dick
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Naughty Eat Pussy Poem Card
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Sorry I Don’t Do Cards
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Willy Batter Poem Card
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Handsome Fucker
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Funny No Proposal Poem Card
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Naughty Cock Poem Card
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Naughty Clunge Poem Card
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Massive Melt – Changeable occasions in options
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Massive Twat
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Sweary *Occasion* Cunt Card – Lots of occasions to choose from!
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