Description

Custom I Identify As Hoodie

I IDENTIFY AS…

Why settle for a boring hoodie when you can identify as absolutely anything?

The Custom I Identify As Hoodie lets you create your own hilarious statement by adding your own wording to the design.

Want to identify as a potato?  A millionaire?  A professional napper?  A problem?  A person who definitely shouldn’t be trusted with adult responsibilities?

You decide.

This custom hoodie is made for people who love funny slogans, personalised clothing and a healthy amount of ridiculousness.

Simply choose what you want your hoodie to say and turn the classic “I Identify As…” format into your own personalised statement.

It’s a brilliant way to create clothing that’s genuinely personal, completely unique and guaranteed to get people asking questions.

It’s Great For

• Creating your own funny personalised hoodie
• People who love custom clothing
• Funny and novelty gifts
• Birthdays and Christmas
• Funny Secret Santa presents
• Friends with a ridiculous sense of humour
• Couples who enjoy a private joke
• Coworkers who deserve a personalised laugh
• Stag and hen party clothing
• Group events and celebrations
• Anyone who wants a hoodie nobody else has
• Creating a hilarious personalised gift based on an inside joke
• Anyone who has ever thought, “If I’m going to wear a slogan, I’m choosing the slogan.”

Features

• Custom “I Identify As” design
• Personalise the wording to create your own unique statement
• Available in Black, White, Red and Dark Blue
• Double-fabric hood
• Self-coloured drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Made from 80% cotton / 20% polyester
• 280gsm
• Funny, customisable and novelty design

Make It Yours

The best thing about this hoodie?

You decide what it says.

The Custom “I Identify As…” Hoodie gives you the opportunity to turn your own sense of humour into something you can actually wear.

It’s perfect for an inside joke, a ridiculous personality trait, a nickname, a favourite obsession or simply something that makes your friends laugh.

The possibilities are almost endless.

Your imagination is the limit – although we’d probably recommend keeping it something you’re actually happy to wear in public.

A Personalised Gift They’ll Actually Remember

Trying to find a present for someone who is impossible to buy for?

Make it personal.

A custom hoodie is a great way to create a gift that feels like it was made specifically for them – because it was.

Add an inside joke, a phrase they always say, something they’re obsessed with or a description that is painfully accurate.

Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa, a celebration or simply because you’ve found something that perfectly sums someone up, this personalised hoodie makes a fun and memorable gift.

Perfect For Groups, Parties & Inside Jokes

Because the design is customisable, this hoodie can also work brilliantly for groups.

Create matching or themed hoodies for friends, parties, events or celebrations, with each person choosing their own ridiculous identity.

One person might identify as a legend.

Another might identify as a disaster.

Someone else will inevitably identify as tired.

And that’s the beauty of it.

Everyone gets to choose their own.

What Will You Identify As?

Forget boring generic clothing.

Create a hoodie that’s completely you.

Choose your wording, pick your colour and prepare for the inevitable questions.

“I Identify As…”

The rest is entirely up to you.

Find more funny, rude, novelty and personalised gifts at Sweary Mary – because the best presents are the ones that make people laugh.

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Free Shipping on orders over £30.  Combined shipping will calculate at check out!

We make custom notebooks too … just drop Mary a message HERE

I love a challenge!  So if you have an idea or need something you don’t see just drop me a message here

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Have a wander round to see more inappropriate gifts and so much more.