Decision Jar of Stars in true SwearyMary style

Ever have a magic 8 ball when you were a kid???  Fed up of making your own decisions, sick of bloody adulting?  Just ask a yes or no question to your jar and pick your answer.

This super cute jar has 60 adorable hand folded orange origami lucky stars, each will reveal a positive, neutral or negative response.

Simply pick a star, squeeze it flat, x marks the spot, unfold and reveal.

Sample response:

“Abso-FUCKING-lutely”
“Why the fuck not”
“No Fucking Clue”
“Try again later douche-canoe”
“Very fucking doubtful”
“Outlook is pretty shit to be honest”

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Jar measures: Height: 9.0CM Width: 6.5CM Depth: 6.5CM

COLLECT THEM ALL!!!!!!  Rude Jokes, Mum, Love, Insults, Gross Definitions, Motivational, Decision Maker, Pot Luck, Affirmations – All in true #SwearyMary style