Description

Don’t Want To Be Here Hoodie

We’ve all had those days. You arrive somewhere and immediately regret it.  Work? Don’t want to be here.  A social event? Don’t want to be here.  The family gathering? Definitely don’t want to be here.

This Don’t Want To Be Here Hoodie says exactly what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to.

Perfect for anyone who would rather be at home, in bed, on holiday or quite literally anywhere else, this funny slogan hoodie is a brilliantly simple way of broadcasting your mood without having to make conversation.

It’s relatable, sarcastic and just the right amount of brutally honest.

Available in Black, White, Red and Dark Blue, this novelty hoodie is ideal for everyday wear, lounging around at home, heading out with friends or making your feelings known at work without actually having to say a word.

It’s Great For

• Anyone who frequently thinks “I don’t want to be here”
• Reluctant party guests
• People who would rather be at home
• Anyone who hates awkward social situations
• Fans of sarcastic and funny clothing
• People who appreciate brutally honest humour
• Funny birthday gifts
• Christmas presents
• Funny Secret Santa gifts
• Coworkers who are counting down to home time
• Friends who are permanently ready to leave
• Anyone who needs a wearable excuse to avoid conversation
• A hilarious gift for the person who would rather be literally anywhere else

Features

• Bold “DON’T WANT TO BE HERE” slogan
• Available in Black, White, Red and Dark Blue
• Double-fabric hood
• Self-coloured drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Made from 80% cotton / 20% polyester
• 280gsm
• Funny, sarcastic and relatable statement design

The Hoodie That Says What You’re Thinking

There are times when honesty really is the best policy.

Unfortunately, telling everyone exactly what you’re thinking isn’t always socially acceptable.

Thankfully, this hoodie can do it for you.

The Don’t Want To Be Here Hoodie is perfect for those moments when you’d rather be anywhere else but don’t particularly fancy explaining why.

It’s a brilliant choice for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humour and a low tolerance for pointless small talk.

Whether you’re at work, out shopping, attending a social event or simply standing somewhere you absolutely did not want to be, this hoodie makes your position very clear.

No awkward explanation required.

A Funny Gift For The Reluctant Human

Looking for a gift for someone who is permanently ready to leave?

You’ve found it.

The Don’t Want To Be Here Hoodie makes a funny and highly relatable gift for friends, partners, siblings, coworkers and anyone whose idea of a perfect evening involves being at home in comfortable clothes with absolutely nobody asking them questions.

It’s great for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa or simply as a “this reminded me of you” present.

Because sometimes the best gifts aren’t sentimental.

Sometimes they’re brutally accurate.

Wear Your Mood

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve.

You can wear your current level of enthusiasm across your chest instead.

DON’T WANT TO BE HERE.

Simple.

Honest.

Beautifully relatable.

Find more funny, sarcastic, rude and sweary gifts at Sweary Mary – because sometimes you’ve got to say it like it is.

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