Funny Fake Prescription Pills

Price range: £7.99 through £9.99

Need a prescription for someone else’s bullshit? Our Funny Fake Prescription Pills are the perfect rude novelty gift for friends, family and colleagues who could do with a cheeky dose of humour!

Choose from five hilarious prescription labels: Man The Fuck Up Pills, Chill The Fuck Out Pills, Cuntacetamol, Anti Wanker Pills and Anti Whingearse Pills. Each option brings its own brand of sweary sarcasm, making these novelty medicine bottles ideal for anyone with a wicked sense of humour.

You can order your fake prescription bottle with or without contents. However, if you choose the sweet option, the sweets will arrive in their original sealed packaging. Due to food handling and labelling legislation, you’ll need to decant them into your pill jar yourself.

Looking for a funny birthday present, a Secret Santa surprise or a ridiculous office gift? These rude prescription bottles are just the ticket. After all, sometimes the best remedy for life’s irritating people is a healthy dose of sarcasm!

Please note: these are novelty gifts, not real medicine.

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Funny Fake Prescription Pills are the perfect novelty gifts for anyone who needs a prescription for someone else’s bullshit! Whether you’re buying for a friend, family member or workmate, these rude little bottles are guaranteed to raise a laugh. Plus, with several hilarious labels to choose from, you can find the perfect fake cure for almost any personality.

Choose Your Funny Fake Prescription Pills

First of all, choose the label that best suits your lucky recipient. Each bottle features a funny prescription-style design with a sweary twist. Available options include:

  • Man The Fuck Up Pills
  • Chill The Fuck Out Pills
  • Cuntacetamol
  • Anti Wanker Pills
  • Anti Whingearse Pills

Whether someone moans constantly, takes life too seriously or simply needs to get a grip, there’s a label to suit them. After all, sometimes a little sarcastic humour is the best prescription!

Order Your Novelty Prescription Bottle With or Without Sweets

You can order your funny fake prescription pills with or without contents. Therefore, if you want to add a little extra to your gift, choose the option that includes sweets.

However, please note that the contents can vary depending on stock and availability. Due to food-handling and labelling legislation, any sweets supplied will remain in their original sealed packaging. You’ll then need to decant them into the pill jar yourself at home.

Alternatively, choose the bottle without contents if you prefer to fill it yourself or simply want to use it as a funny display piece. Either way, it’s a brilliant little gift for anyone with a wicked sense of humour.

Funny Fake Prescription Pills for Every Occasion

Looking for a funny birthday present? Perhaps you need a rude Secret Santa gift or a stocking filler that will get everyone laughing. These novelty prescription bottles are ideal for birthdays, Christmas, office parties and other occasions when an ordinary gift just won’t cut it.

Furthermore, their compact size makes them easy to add to a gift bag or pair with another cheeky present. They’re also a great choice for friends who appreciate sarcasm, sweary humour and gifts that are a little bit different.

Of course, these are novelty gifts rather than real medicine. They’re designed purely for laughs, so don’t mistake them for genuine medication!

Product Details

  • Novelty prescription-style pill bottle
  • Choice of five rude and funny labels
  • Available with or without sweet contents
  • Sweet contents supplied in original sealed packaging when included
  • Contents may vary depending on stock and availability
  • Sweets must be transferred into the bottle at home
  • For novelty and gifting purposes only; not a real medicine

Ultimately, if you’re searching for a small gift with a big dose of attitude, these Funny Fake Prescription Pills are just the ticket. So choose your favourite label and give someone a hilarious fake cure for their everyday nonsense!

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Additional information

Style

Man The Fuck Up Pills, Chill The Fuck Out Pills, Anti Whingearse, Cuntacetamol, Anti Wanker

Contents

Bottle Only, I would like the contents aswell

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