Description
Funny Ugly People Baby Bib – “I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me”
Sorry… apparently the baby has opinions.
Get ready for some seriously awkward introductions with this hilarious Funny Ugly People Baby Bib featuring the wonderfully cheeky message:
“I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me”
It’s the perfect baby gift for parents who aren’t afraid of a bit of savage humour. Whether it’s a grandparent, relative, friend or complete stranger reaching for a cuddle, this bib delivers the message before the baby even gets the chance to cry!
This funny baby bib makes a brilliant baby shower gift, new mum present or novelty gift for friends with a wicked sense of humour. It’s guaranteed to get a reaction and could potentially make handing the baby around the room considerably more entertaining.
Of course, it’s not all about the laughs. This bib is designed to be practical too. It’s made from a soft blend of towel cloth and polyester, making it suitable for everyday use while helping protect clothing during feeding. The matching white edging gives the bib a neat, finished look.
And because babies have a habit of creating impressive amounts of mess, it’s washing machine safe for easy cleaning.
There’s also an important practical feature on the underside: every bib comes with Baby CPR Instructions printed on the underside.
It’s great for
- Funny baby shower gifts
- Funny gifts for new mums
- Novelty baby gifts
- Cheeky gifts for friends
- Funny parenting gifts
- Baby shower laughs
- Humorous gifts for parents
- Funny stocking fillers
- Parents with a wicked sense of humour
- Anyone who enjoys savage or sarcastic humour
Features
- “I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me” design
- Every bib includes Baby CPR Instructions printed on the underside
- Made from a soft blend of towel cloth and polyester
- Matching white edging
- Practical and stylish
- Washing machine safe
- Suitable for everyday baby use
- A hilarious novelty gift for parents
Because apparently some babies already have higher standards than the rest of us.
Please note: The slogan is intended as adult humour. Baby CPR instructions are provided as a useful reference and are not a substitute for professional first-aid or CPR training.
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