Hilarious Novelty Wallet Licenses

£5.99

Get official permission to embrace your habits with this hilarious Novelty License Wallet Card from Sweary Mary! Whether you’re licensed to gay, licensed to moan or licensed to stone, these cheeky wallet cards celebrate individuality with a healthy dose of humour.

Choose from the License to Gay, License to Moan or License to Stone designs. Alternatively, select the Custom option for an additional £1 design charge if you’d prefer something more personal.

Made from durable metal with a smooth surface and a sleek, modern finish, this novelty card measures 8.6 × 5.4 cm. Furthermore, its slim 0.45 mm thickness makes it easy to carry in a wallet or purse.

Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa or a funny surprise for a friend, this little card makes a memorable gift. In addition, it’s ideal for anyone who appreciates cheeky humour, stoner jokes or a good moan. After all, some habits deserve official recognition!

Share This Product

(max file size 2 MB)

Description

Novelty License Wallet Card – Official Permission for Your Habits!

Looking for a Novelty License Wallet Card that gives someone’s favourite habit the official treatment? Then these funny metal wallet cards from Sweary Mary are just the thing! Whether you’re licensed to gay, licensed to moan or licensed to stone, there’s a cheeky design to suit the recipient. After all, some things in life deserve a little recognition, even if nobody actually issued the licence!

Choose Your Funny Novelty License Card

Why settle for a boring gift when you can give someone their very own novelty licence? Choose License to Gay, License to Moan or License to Stone, depending on the recipient’s personality and sense of humour. Each option offers a playful way to celebrate individuality, everyday complaints or stoner humour.

Furthermore, if you’d prefer something more personal, you can select the Custom option for an additional £1 design charge. That way, you can choose a custom design rather than sticking with one of the standard options.

A Durable Metal Novelty License Wallet Card

Unlike an ordinary paper gag gift, this Novelty License Wallet Card is made from durable metal and features a smooth surface with a sleek, modern finish. As a result, it has a smart appearance while still delivering plenty of laughs.

Each card measures 8.6 × 5.4 cm, making it approximately the size of a standard credit card. In addition, its slim 0.45 mm thickness means it fits neatly into a wallet or purse. Consequently, the recipient can keep their hilarious licence close at hand and show it off whenever the occasion calls for a laugh!

The Perfect Funny Gift for Any Occasion

Need a birthday present for a mate who loves a good moan? Alternatively, perhaps you’re shopping for a funny Christmas stocking filler or a cheeky Secret Santa surprise. Either way, this novelty wallet card makes a brilliant little gift for friends, partners and anyone who appreciates playful humour.

Moreover, it’s ideal for celebrations, just-because surprises and adding a funny extra to a larger present. Ultimately, it’s a small gift with plenty of personality!

Novelty License Wallet Card Details

  • Product: Novelty License Wallet Card
  • Design options: License to Gay, License to Moan, License to Stone or Custom
  • Custom design charge: Additional £1
  • Material: Durable metal
  • Finish: Smooth surface with a sleek, modern appearance
  • Dimensions: 8.6 × 5.4 cm
  • Thickness: 0.45 mm
  • Price: £5.99 (custom design incurs an additional £1 charge)

Ultimately, this Novelty License Wallet Card is a fun way to celebrate someone’s personality with a cheeky twist. So, whether you’re buying for a friend or treating yourself, choose your favourite licence and give those everyday habits the recognition they deserve!

More From Sweary Mary

Free shipping on orders over £30. Combined shipping will calculate at checkout.

I love a challenge! If you have an idea or need something you do not see in the shop, drop me a message. I’m always happy to hear new ideas and see what wonderfully inappropriate products we can come up with.

You can also join my social page, where I sometimes have a rant, ask for advice and discuss ideas for new products.

Have a wander around Sweary Mary to discover more inappropriate gifts and plenty of other wonderfully rude stuff.

Additional information

Design

License to Gay, License to Moan, License to Stone, Custom

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Be the first to review “Hilarious Novelty Wallet Licenses”

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *