Description

Novelty Rating Wallet Card – Give Them a Hilarious Rating!

Looking for a Novelty Rating Wallet Card that sums someone up perfectly? This funny metal wallet card features cheeky categories and hilarious ratings, making it an ideal gift for anyone who appreciates rude humour, playful insults and personalised novelty presents. Whether you’re celebrating a friend or winding up your favourite troublemaker, this little card delivers plenty of laughs. Best of all, you can choose a ready-made rating or create your own (+ £1 design charge)!

Choose Your Funny Rating Wallet Card

First, pick the category that best suits your recipient. The available options include Stoner, Slut, Tottie, Dickhead, Cockwomble, Gay, Snowflake, Karen, Miserable Bastard, Awesome and Ginger. Therefore, there’s plenty of choice for different personalities and inside jokes.

Alternatively, select the Custom option to create your own category, rating description and name. This means you can make the card more personal, whether you’re celebrating a mate’s best qualities or poking fun at their cheeky habits. In addition, a personalised rating makes an excellent talking point at parties and get-togethers.

Although the layout stays the same across the range, colours and backgrounds may vary according to your chosen rating category. For this reason, please check the product photos to see examples of the available variations before ordering.

A Durable Metal Novelty Gift

This Novelty Rating Wallet Card combines cheeky humour with a sleek, modern finish. Made from durable metal, it features a smooth surface that gives the card a smart appearance. However, its funny rating is what makes this little accessory stand out!

Each card measures 8.6 × 5.4 cm and has a thickness of just 0.45 mm. Consequently, it’s credit card-sized and easy to slip into a wallet or purse. Despite its slim design, it makes a memorable gift for anyone who enjoys unusual accessories and a good laugh.

Perfect for Birthdays, Secret Santa and More

Need a funny present for someone who seems to have everything? This novelty rating card makes a brilliant birthday surprise, Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa gift. Furthermore, it’s ideal for hen and stag parties, leaving presents, friendship gifts and office laughs.

You could give one to your best mate, partner, sibling or cheeky coworker. Alternatively, choose a custom rating to celebrate an inside joke or create a hilariously specific description. It’s also a fun option for Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day or simply as a just-because surprise.

Novelty Rating Wallet Card Details

• Product: Novelty Rating Wallet Card
• Material: Durable metal
• Finish: Smooth, sleek metal surface
• Dimensions: 8.6 × 5.4 cm
• Thickness: 0.45 mm
• Available ratings: Stoner, Slut, Tottie, Dickhead, Cockwomble, Gay, Snowflake, Karen, Miserable Bastard, Awesome and Ginger
• Custom option: Choose your own category, rating description and name (+ £1)
• Design variations: Colours and backgrounds may vary by category
• Price: £5.99

Ultimately, this Novelty Rating Wallet Card is a small but personal gift with plenty of character. Whether you choose a ready-made rating or design your own, you’ll have a cheeky present that’s ideal for friends, family and anyone with a wicked sense of humour. So, pick your favourite category and give someone a rating they’ll remember!

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