Novelty Skankee Candle

Description

Novelty Skankee Candle

Novelty Skankee Candle is a hilarious choice for anyone who thinks ordinary scented candles are far too bloody respectable! This funny 14–18oz novelty candle comes with a choice of six outrageous scent names, so you can pick the one that best matches your sense of humour.

Choose from Clunge Gunge, Sweaty Minge, Sweaty Bollocks, Fanny Fart, Knob Cheese or Bullshit. Alternatively, you can give us your own custom scent idea and create something completely personal.

The Novelty Skankee Candle costs £12.99, making it an affordable funny gift with plenty of comedy value. It also makes a brilliant conversation starter because nobody expects a candle with a name like Knob Cheese sitting on their shelf!

Novelty Skankee Candle Scents

The Novelty Skankee Candle comes with six ridiculous novelty scent choices. Therefore, you can choose the option that makes you laugh the most.

Available novelty scents include:

• Clunge Gunge
• Sweaty Minge
• Sweaty Bollocks
• Fanny Fart
• Knob Cheese
• Bullshit

Each name gives this funny candle its own wonderfully inappropriate personality. Meanwhile, the novelty concept makes it a great choice for anyone who enjoys rude humour and sweary gifts.

Want something even more ridiculous? You can also give us your own scent idea and customise the candle. This gives you the chance to create a completely unique novelty gift based on an inside joke, someone’s nickname or simply the most disgusting thing you can think of!

Funny Rude Candle For People Who Swear

The Novelty Skankee Candle is made for people who prefer their gifts funny, rude and slightly inappropriate. Instead of buying another boring candle, you can give someone a gift that immediately makes them laugh.

It works particularly well as a:

• Funny birthday gift
• Christmas gift
• Secret Santa present
• Gift for a friend
• Gift for a partner
• Sweary novelty gift
• Funny office gift
• Joke gift for someone who has everything

Furthermore, this candle makes a great choice for people who enjoy dark humour, sarcasm and completely unnecessary levels of toilet humour. The six novelty scent names make it especially easy to find an option that suits the recipient.

Of course, you can also choose your own custom scent idea. Therefore, the candle can become a brilliant inside joke between friends, partners or family members.

Custom Novelty Skankee Candle

Want to make your candle even more ridiculous? No problem!

You can give us your own novelty scent idea and customise the candle. This means you are not limited to the six standard choices if you already have a hilariously inappropriate idea in mind.

For example, you could base your custom scent around an inside joke, a nickname or something completely random. Alternatively, invent a fake fragrance that sounds absolutely revolting.

The Novelty Skankee Candle is all about having fun with the idea of scented candles. Therefore, your custom option can be as rude, ridiculous or sweary as you like.

At £12.99, it makes a wonderfully silly personalised-style gift without costing a fortune.

Product Information

• Product: Novelty Skankee Candle
• Price: £12.99
• Size: 14–18oz candle
• Standard scents: 6 novelty options
• Custom scent: Your own novelty scent idea can be requested
• Style: Funny, rude, sweary and novelty
• Scent selection: Randomly selected according to stock availability
• Candle jar: May vary from product images

Please note that the scent will be randomly selected based on stock availability. Also, candle jars may vary from the product photographs because of stock and availability.

A Hilarious Novelty Gift

The Novelty Skankee Candle is definitely not your average scented candle. Instead, it turns the idea of fancy home fragrance into something much more inappropriate and much more entertaining.

Choose Clunge Gunge, Sweaty Minge, Sweaty Bollocks, Fanny Fart, Knob Cheese or Bullshit, or give us your own custom scent idea for something even more ridiculous.

At £12.99, this 14–18oz candle makes a funny and affordable gift for anyone who loves a laugh. Furthermore, it is perfect when you need a present that will stand out from the usual socks, chocolates and boring candles.

Whether you buy it for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa or simply because you want to give someone something bloody stupid, the Novelty Skankee Candle delivers plenty of rude humour.

After all, life is too short for candles that simply smell like lavender!

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