Description
Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle
Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle is a hilarious novelty candle that lets you decide exactly what your candle supposedly smells like! Choose your own “Smells Like…” wording and create something rude, ridiculous, fantastical or completely bloody absurd.
The Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle gives you plenty of freedom to create your own funny message. Therefore, you can make it personal to the recipient, their home, their personality or your shared sense of humour.
Need some inspiration? “Smells Like A Mortgage Wanker Lives Here” makes a brilliant housewarming joke for a new homeowner. Alternatively, go completely fantastical with “Smells Like Unicorn Farts” or “Smells Like Dragon Shit”.
The idea is simple, but the possibilities are endless. As a result, you can create a novelty candle that feels completely unique.
Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle Ideas
The fun starts with choosing your own “Smells Like…” message. You could keep it rude and sarcastic, or you could take the idea somewhere completely ridiculous.
For example, your candle could supposedly smell like:
- A mortgage wanker lives here
- Unicorn farts
- Dragon shit
- The fucking cat done a shit
- Bad decisions
- Someone else’s problem
- You should stop fucking cleaning
- Fucking fabulousness
- An expensive mistake
- A questionable life choice
- Pure chaos
- Someone’s Coming Over
- World domination
- A midlife crisis
- You are really hard to fucking buy for!
Furthermore, you can create your own idea rather than using one of these suggestions. That makes the Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle especially good for inside jokes and personalised gifts.
Whether your idea makes people laugh, cringe or question your sanity, that is exactly the point.
Funny Novelty Candle For Every Occasion
The Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle makes a brilliant funny gift because you can tailor the wording to suit the recipient. Instead of buying another predictable candle, give them something that actually reflects their personality.
It makes a particularly funny housewarming gift. For example, “Smells Like A Mortgage Wanker Lives Here” is perfect for someone who has just taken on the joys of home ownership.
However, you do not need a new home as an excuse. This novelty candle also works for:
- Birthdays
- Christmas
- Secret Santa
- Housewarming parties
- Funny friendship gifts
- Coworker gifts
- Gag gifts
- Personalised presents
- Anyone who enjoys rude humour
Meanwhile, the fantasy-themed options work brilliantly for people who love dragons, unicorns or completely ridiculous humour.
Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle Details
The Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle comes as a 14–18oz candle for £11.99. Therefore, you get a generous novelty candle with plenty of room for your chosen message.
You can create your own “Smells Like…” idea and make the candle as personal or outrageous as you want. Furthermore, the wording can turn a simple candle into a memorable joke that the recipient will not expect.
Product Information
- Product: Custom novelty scent candle
- Style: “Smells Like…” novelty candle
- Size: 14–18oz
- Price: £11.99
- Custom wording: Your choice
- Scent: Randomly selected according to stock availability
- Jar: May vary from product images
- Theme: Funny, rude, sarcastic and ridiculous
Please note that the scent will be randomly selected based on stock availability. Also, candle jars may vary from the photographs shown online because available stock can change.
A Hilarious Custom Gift
The Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle is a brilliant choice when you want something more memorable than an ordinary candle. Instead of simply giving someone a nice fragrance, you can give them a candle that claims to smell like something completely ridiculous.
Therefore, it is ideal for people who appreciate sarcasm, dark humour, rude jokes and gifts that make absolutely no sense.
Give a new homeowner a “Smells Like A Mortgage Wanker Lives Here” candle. Alternatively, choose “Smells Like Unicorn Farts” for a fantasy-loving friend. You could even invent something completely different that only you and the recipient understand.
At £11.99, the Custom Smells Like Skankee Candle makes an affordable personalised novelty gift with plenty of comedy value.
So, forget boring candles that simply smell nice. Create a “Smells Like…” message that gets a laugh instead!
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